Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Dear Brittney Spears...

Lip syncing while dancing in a cage and wearing a skimpy ringleader costume does not make you a musician. It makes you a stripper. Just thought you'd like to know.

To everybody else: Fall Out Boy finally released their own version of Oregon Trail (I know, I make it sound like I've been waiting years for it). You should play it. Its pretty fun.

And Jack's Mannequin scheduled a concert date in my town. I did a little (okay, fine, it was a fairly big) dance. You should be disappointed that you weren't there to see it.